THE ENIGMA OF THE BASKET WITH THE DEAD CAT UNDER THE TREE BEHIND THE
TOMBSTONE OF MERRIWEATHER LEWIS
By Shawn Waldow
SCENE 1
It is sunrise. In the oldest section of a woody cemetery, we open with a
very long shot, the central subject of which is an old tree surrounded by
graves stones, but off to one side in the background Man and Woman are
engaged in sex, naked. The sex is silent. Birds chirp.
Cut to a medium shot of the couple entwined. A bird gives one last loud
chirp then stops.
Woman notices the name on the gravestone just beyond the one she and Man are
having sex against:
WOMAN
Holy Shit!
She is now distracted but Man keeps thrusting. Without a word, Woman gets up
and, clutching herself in the cold, hurries over to the curious grave.
MAN
What, did the telephone ring?
WOMAN
No, silly. Look at the name on this grave: Merriweather Lewis. He's a
famous explorer, isn't he? The Lewis-&-Clark Lewis?
MAN
U don't know that its the Lewis-&-Clark Lewis. Besides, if it was a
famous explorer it'd have some shrine here or something.
WOMAN
How do u know?
MAN (putting on pants)
Because i'm not stupid.
Woman brushes off the stone then stands up and begins putting on her clothes
too. Man lights a cigarette. They pack up the rest of their things and begin
walking back to their car. Woman stops when she sees a basket nearby with an
apparently dead cat inside.
MAN
What the fuck is a dead cat doing...
Woman has stopped and bent over, shaking the basket to make sure the feline
isn't simply ragged looking but alive. She is now sure the cat is dead and
is visibly grief stricken. She clutches at Man.
MAN
Don't touch me bitch, u just touched a fucking dead cat!
WOMAN
I didn't know it was dead for sure.
MAN
That doesn't make yr hands any cleaner.
Woman starts to cry huddled to herself.
Man now tries to embrace girl.
MAN
im sorr-
WOMAN (interrupts)
U fucking asshole!
Woman beats boy off by pounding his chest
MAN (sound trailing off to chirping birds)
Fuck u!
Camera pans up to barren tree branches. Fade out to sobs of girl.
THE END
NOTE TO DIRECTOR: I SUGGEST USING NEGATIVE BLACK AND WHITE CHROMA KEY. THIS
HAS TWO ADVANTAGES, MAKING A LIVE CAT PASS FOR DEAD (IF IT WILL STAY STILL)
AND LETTING US CHANGE THE NAME ON A GRAVESTONE WITH MAYBE A DROP CLOTH. THE
STRANGE TEXTURES OF THE CHROMA KEY WILL HIDE /DISTORT ENOUGH DETAILS THAT U
WON'T BE ABLE TO NOTICE THESE OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO SURRMOUNT FLAWS. IT
ALSO FITS THE MOOD OF THE PIECE. TOO BAD IT IS A LITTLE CORNY. MAYBE U HAVE
A BETTER IDEA. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ACTORS & LOCATION. I CAN COVER THAT PART.