this is the captain speaking.
we are trying to supply you with data. 

this data is stored on a simple plastic disc, like this. Our studies show that you do not yet have the brain power to comprehend that this disc is merely a storage medium. So as the contents of this disc are pirated and posted on your planet wide internet, you will feel betrayed. Visitors from the future will feel there is no reason to pay credits for the discs.
 your simple minds will be challenged to accept that you have in fact subscribed to the data feed, and will recieve more than one disc in time. this is our advanced method for ensuring the value of the data delivery be maintained.

Why did you purchase the storage medium, if the data was only going to be made freely available?

I'll tell you why.

due to your primitive earth ways, your basic animal nature, some of you will subvert the message and rip it apart for free distribution to your fellow animals.
this cannot be helped. These animals cannot be killed. This flaw in human nature cannot be overcome.

so please be aware that for perceived value, the integrety of your shipment will be maintained through a series of shipments. you have not paid for a plastic disc and case. you have paid to be part of a subscription to the entirety of the message. And you will have supported my crew's efforts to gain enough credits to leave this planet and return to our own time.

purchase the DVD now, and you will receive a deluxe dvd case, with space allotted for for future plastic discs. as these discs are subverted by pirates, more data will be sent to your shipping address to draw out the value of your investment.
at this time, the plastic disc holder will be modified to allow for less storage. special features will be incorportated into the mailed discs at that time.

We challenge the pirates of your world to steal the message before it is shipped out on its series plastic discs. We challenge them to come to terms with their criminally damaging activity. We confront them with the moral dillemna that just because the means of piracy has become so readily available does not mean the crime is condoned or worthwhile.

in just a few months, those who have not already followed through with the purchasing process bargain will receive a more streamlined package. in the end, only one disc will be sent, containing all the data, as the message will be completely compromised.
At this time you early adopters will be the only recipients to have the entire physical packaging. What you do with complete plastic package will be up to you. This is the reward for your insight. for proving that you are a part of the future.

Act now. before it is too late. establish your place in history. 

We are monitoring your progress as a species.

Captain out.





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french in space, where drugs are smuggled.
but when intercepted, they find beautiful women.
they try to find the drugs in the women.
but no good.
the women are the drugs.
(either through perspiration or the way the women can be melted down?)
(perhaps a change in human culture is decided. women are outlawed as drugs).